Not Now John It's Time to Get on with the Film Show

Today is Pearl Harbor Day. I was going to make a joke about today being the day that we mourn the millions of dollars wasted on one of the worst movies I’ve seen in recent years, but then I thought that might be insulting to the brave men and women to whom this day is actually dedicated. Then again, could it be any more insulting than trivializing one of the darkest moments in US history by making an extremely lame love triangle movie with the surprise attack on the Hawaiian naval base as its backdrop? Michael Bay, what cinematic great will you attempt to dumb the masses with next? Opposites attract in the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building? A make-up/break-up story set in the twin towers? Oh wait... it's yet another Friday the 13th sequel. Way to set the bar high, Mr. Bay. Maybe a bunch of superfluous explosions and bad editing will finally get Jason this time...

In all seriousness, thanks vets. Your service is remembered and appreciated on this 65th anniversary.